I followed my grandma’s advice to eat black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day for good luck.
The only good luck I’ve had so far was making it to the bathroom in time to rid my bowels of a can of black-eyed peas.
Stupid hot sauce.
But the year is young, and I’m one of the most patient people I know.
By the way, what is the correct spelling – is it “blackeyed”, “black eyed” or black-eyed”?
I tried searching the internet, but all I kept getting was that band Fergie used to be in.
WTF?
I don’t have all f’n day to find a dictionary.
This is no social crisis. This is you havin’ fun.