Keg In The Closet
Once it hits your lips, it’s so good! I don’t even know where to begin to describe the Kickin @ King’s weekend. I could start with the cute blonde I now have a crush on…or the nice girl I kept calling a hooker…or the hooker I kept calling a nice girl. This is hard. That’s […]
Mama Said Knock You Out
The SOB heads to California tomorrow morning. You can follow the immaturity on Facebook and Twitter. King sent the following itinerary: Thursday – picking up the lou crew at the airport 1pm. – take you all back to my crib relax prepare for the evening festivities – I will go back down to the airport […]
Evil Ways
I made perhaps one of the lamest Tweets of all-time today. “Shopping for flip flops make me happy.” Now this would be perfectly acceptable if I routinely posted comments about my fondness for Fridays and sunshine. But since I routinely make fun of those posts, my Tweet was just plain embarrassing. Not to mention a […]
Time Of The Season
Seriously I think I was recently the butt of a joke on Twitter. Here’s what I wrote: I’m watching Family Guy instead of the Democratic National Convention; I mean the Oscars. The next day I read this: For the love of all that is holy, people. If you ever have the urge to use a […]
No Sleep Till Brooklyn
The SOB posts have been few and far between lately. I mean, if I tweet a few times a day, I’ve pretty much said all I have to say. But there are still a lot of episodes that can’t be recapped in 140 characters. Take last Friday for example. Gina Party stayed at my place […]
Watermelon Crawl
During an appearance on the Chris Matthews show this week, former CBS Anchorman Dan Rather said of President Obama: “Listen he just hasn’t been, look at the health care bill. It was his number one priority. It took him forever to get it through and he had to compromise it to death.” And a version […]
Perfect Blue Buildings
I was so bored after Family Guy ended last night – I watched some of the Oscars. That made me even more bored, so I started thinking up porn movie titles based on the actual movies. Basing a porn movie title from an actual film is nothing new. Examples include A Tale Of Two Titties, […]