Workin’ At The Car Wash Blues
My day got off to a good start. I took out the trash before I left for work. You know, because I’m a neat freak. But then I noticed my blue lunch bag was missing, so I turned around to see if I had accidentally tossed it into the dumpster. Yep. I figured a couple […]
In The City
Waiting until 3:00 to pop the first one on Saturday paid off, as I was able to make it until the end of the pool party this year. However, the party ended a little early thanks to the pole lease shutting down the band around 11:30. They told everyone to leave the pool, or risk […]
A Night Like This
The Melrose Place Pool Party is tonight. And by tonight, I mean today. For those of you new to The SOB, here’s a recap of my previous pool parties. 2007: Kicked out 2008: Kicked out 2009: Asked to leave (kicked out) Example #31 of how women are different from men… A woman can be incredibly […]
Cars
The Bob and Tom Show has been asking listeners to submit stories about their first car. Here’s mine. My first car was a 1979 Chevrolet Monza. One cold day I discovered I was unable to move the lever to the defrost setting. I told my dad who was a car expert, who looked under the […]
Dream On
I was watching the hockey finals the other night when I heard the announcer say, “That was a nice reach around.” I snickered. And then I started thinking of other terms in sports that have dirty connotations. Baseball: Squeeze Play Basketball: Back Door Football: Tight End Golf: Hole-In-One, Stroke And Crowe Dog’s Favorite… Badminton: Shuttlecock […]
Rockin’ In The Free World
I’m sick and tired of watching the CEO of BP spewing apologies on television. I mean, if he feels his company is responsible for the spill and cleanup – lose the Khakis and Oxford – put on a Hazmat suit – and hit the beaches with a shovel. It reminds me of managers who tell […]
Unbelievable
Here’s a spam email I received. I can’t believe I didn’t click on the link because it seemed so real. Hallo, my sweet kitty – do you completely forgot about my MOSK0W pussy? “Come to my website I have there new photos as well as VIDE0 from my H0ME onlinecamera – and you have a […]