Lube Truck

Call me crazy, but this email sounds legit.

Subject: My husband had left her, I want sex, I’m from Russia, do not want to meet?

You were outside my house – why do not you come to me? “I love you so waiting – when you called me – it was the best moment of my life, I changed the phone number – you can watch it on my page – look.

I don’t have a lot of time tonight because I’m watching the Hip-Hop Awards on BET. But I think they left out a few categories:

Stolen Track of the Year

CD of the Year by an Inmate

Best Live Performance without a Band

Video with Hottest Biatches

Most Run-Ins with the Po-Po

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day