I enjoy using Facebook and Twitter. They allow me to find people that annoy me – and then ignore them with the click of a mouse.
If you write things like…
Just had a pot pie. Yummmmmm!
-or-
Today was the BEST day EVER!!! 🙂
-0r-
Wtf r we voting 4 now?
-or-
pple i jus voted 4 whoeva u pple r umm hope u win cuz i voted n idk wat u plan on doing buh umm yea lol
…you are fingernails on the blackboard of my life.
SHIFT+Delete
Have you ever had a girl stick a finger up your butt, and then tell you later she’s missing a fake fingernail – which caused you to pull the car over, and use the Taco Bell napkins in your glove box to find it?
Me neither.
I am now
A central part
Of your mind’s landscape
Whether you care
Or do not
Yeah, I’ve made up your mind