Crowe Dog Scarf

Only Crowe Dog would walk into a room and say, “Guess who just bought a new scarf?”

Okay, I’ve had a few glasses (bottles) of wine tonight, but let’s get through this.

I get pissed off when people at the gym give me a dirty look when I don’t use the spray bottle and towel every time I use a weight machine.

Here’s the deal – I’m at a gym to lose weight. To do so, I lift weights on one machine, and then move to the next one.

Taking the time to grab a spray bottle and towel off every machine is completely unnecessary.

Unless you’re a pussy.

If I use a cardio machine for 30 minutes – and sweat profusely – then I will wipe the machine.

Get over it.


Well I heard the news
That you were back in town