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This was the year I had to renew my driver’s license. The lady at the DMV was surprisingly efficient.

DMV LADY
Are the 5′ 9″ and 180 pounds still the same?

BENNY
The 5′ 9″ is.

I asked her to change my weight to 215 lbs.

That’s a bit high. But I figured that would be enough to motivate me to lose weight.

And, if I lose weight and commit a major crime, they’ll be looking for a fat guy.

Do what you say
Say what you mean