Credit Union Sign

This was the year I had to renew my driver’s license. The lady at the DMV was surprisingly efficient.

Are the 5′ 9″ and 180 pounds still the same?

The 5′ 9″ is.

I asked her to change my weight to 215 lbs.

That’s a bit high. But I figured that would be enough to motivate me to lose weight.

And, if I lose weight and commit a major crime, they’ll be looking for a fat guy.

Do what you say
Say what you mean