Nudie Mags

Ever heard of the internet?

I’ve been pouring through stats and injury reports to determine the winner of this year’s Super Bowl. But none of that matters now that I’ve remembered an important key to the game – Ben Roethlisberger is a douche bag.

A few years ago a buddy of mine ran into him outside a bar. Big Ben and his entourage had surrounded my buddy’s girlfriend and a group of her friends while he was paying the bill.

When he walked outside, he could tell his girlfriend was uncomfortable. And when he tried to intervene, Big Ben asked “Do you know who I am?”

Yes, Big Ben, everyone knows who you are. You are the guy that was suspended by the NFL for the first four games of the season after allegations of sexual misconduct.

You are also a really creepy dude.

Final Score: Packers, 27-13

Super Bowl Prop Bets

What will be the Result of the Super Bowl XLV Coin Toss?
Heads: -105
Tails: -105
Pick: Tails

How long will it take Christina Aguilera to sing the National Anthem? (Over/Under 1 minute 54 seconds)
Pick: Over

Player to score the first TD in the game:
Pick: Aaron Rodgers (12/1)

How many times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game? (Over/Under 2.5)
Pick: Over

What color with the Gatorade be for the post game Gatorade dump?
Yellow: 3/2
Clear/Water: 2/1
Orange: 3/1
Lime Green: 5/1
Blue: 10/1
Red: 15/2
Pick: Orange

CROSS SPORT PROPS – Green Bay Packers win Super Bowl and Milwaukee Brewers win on MLB Opening Day (3/31/11)?
Yes: +210
No: -270
Pick: Yes +210

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