Turtle with a golf ball stuck in his butt

I like to laugh, but there are certain things I just don’t think are funny. That probably explains why I stopped listening to Howard Stern.

Twitter allows me to follow a lot of funny people. It has also exposed me to a legion of douche bags. I’ve read jokes about things like the Tucson shooting, Michael J. Fox and cancer.

Not funny.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m no saint. I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve busted a gut listening to a few Stephen Lynch songs.

But my philosophy on humor is this – don’t make fun of people that are unable to defend themselves or better their situation.

Do you think people on Welfare turned their clocks forward Saturday night – or will they realize the time change when they wake up Monday afternoon and Judge Mathis isn’t on?

You turn me on, you lift me up