I didn’t get to sleep until 3 AM last night. After the long 4th of July weekend, I guess my body didn’t recognize the need for rest without being passed out.

I made a list for my doctor’s appointment next week. Most of these involve some sort of pain and/or paranoia. They are in no particular order.

foot arches
underneath right rib cage
sun spots on arm
left boob
blood pressure readings
nut pain

I’m sure weight loss and alcohol reduction will also be discussed. They are usually on his list.

Favorite Tweet of the Week

@UNCLEMIKETWEETS If I could turn back time, I’d turn back to 1967, and void Cher’s recording contract.

And now I’m feelin’ better, ’cause I found out for sure
She took me to her doctor and he told me of a cure