All I Want

Stupid snow… stupid broken ankle… stupid Economic Stimulus Bill – $335,000,000 for STD prevention?

Here, I’ll do it for free: You can either (a) Keep your dick in your pants, (b) Wear a condom, or (c) Stay away from skanks.

You’re welcome.

I didn’t make a post last night because it was my birthday – a special thanks to Doug Wetback and Maribeth for going to Ozzie’s with me in the snow.

You know what sucks? – working at a big company with a lot of hot ass – but not being able to talk about the hot ass because some people think that it’s inappropriate.

I’m in a hurry tonight because I’m about to have sex. But be sure to check back on Super Bowl Sunday for the debut of SOB TV.

All I want is to feel this way. To be this close, to feel the same.