Girlfriend Is Better
The Dentist with a Guinness I met some buddies at Trainwreck last week, and ran into JR – Dentist to the Stars (of Branson). I think being a dentist in the Ozarks would be a pretty sweet gig. I mean, most of your patients only have a few teeth, so cleanings would be a breeze. […]
Big Ten Inch Record
That last post was pretty lame because (a) I was using Gina Party’s new $350 Facebook Machine and she was rushing me so she could look at her wall, and (b) I didn’t tell the reason behind what I wrote. You see, the “ex”-girlfriend noticed I had removed her as a friend on Facebook. And […]
Dirty White Boy
King’s infamous cooler – July 4, 2009 Damn, I thought I beat Tom. How many did he have? King’s writing got a little shaky late in the day. The best part was how he refused to put a tick mark on the cooler until the beer was popped. Update: Tom’s count overlapped Maribeth’s. I knew […]
Original Sin
 Screw it. I’ve got nothing tonight, so let’s go with the story of Big Butthole Girl. I had a crush on this chick all through high school. I finally nailed her my first summer back from college. She had gone to another school, and somehow managed to remain a virgin. I had done the same. Wink. […]
Back When
 I saw a couple of kids riding their bikes last weekend. Both were wearing helmets. One looked like he was ready for a motocross race. We didn’t wear bike helmets when I was a kid. I don’t even think they made them back then. If they did, nobody I knew had one. Shit, I remember […]
All Star
Pictured today is the nephew of cast member Chuck H. He plays high school hockey in Wheeling, West Virginia. Isn’t there a dog track in Wheeling, West Virginia? Anyway, I’m just happy to be doing my part to educate the next generation. I have a lot of stories from high school. But since I don’t […]
Mrs. Robinson
 One semester in college I decided to leave school in pursue of the big bucks – selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door in Champaign, Illinois. I didn’t get rich, but a lot of stories were generated over those three months. This is one of those stories. My boss called me into his office one day with […]