I’ve Got A Name
Enjoying Chico’s new swimming pool There are a lot of grueling ways to make a living. You could be a window washer, crab fisherman, ironworker, fireman, policeman. The list goes on and on. But one the most difficult jobs has to be a computer programmer in charge of updating spell check applications. I mean, think of the work involved trying […]
She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy
 Belmont Picks: Chocolate Candy Dunkirk Mine That Bird Charity Man Long shot exotic plays: 3/1,5 trifecta, 3-1-5-7 superfecta SOB Translation of the Day Quote: “The pool party is tonight.” Translation: “I’m going to start drinking at noon, and be asked to leave when it starts.” Plowin’ these fields in the hot summer sun. Over by the […]
Original Sin
 Screw it. I’ve got nothing tonight, so let’s go with the story of Big Butthole Girl. I had a crush on this chick all through high school. I finally nailed her my first summer back from college. She had gone to another school, and somehow managed to remain a virgin. I had done the same. Wink. […]
Out Last Night
 Looks like McDonalds is putting some pressure on Starbucks. Today was the first time I walked out of there without spending over five bucks. I went to St. Louis Bread Co. afterwards for breakfast. That’s Panera Bread for those of you outside the Lou. SOB Translation of the Day Quote: “I’ll take a whole […]
Beautiful Girls
 I had a deep conversation with a buddy today about women who like to play the ol’ rusty trombone. He was wondering if they talk to their girlfriends about their fondness for licking butt. I doubt that’s the case. I mean, they may share a lesbian story from college. But no girl wants her friends to think she’s a straight […]