Let’s Hug It Out, Bitch
Does anyone find themselves at work on Monday shaking and thinking they have bugs crawling on them because they are going through the DT’s after a weekend bender? Me neither. Thanks to Dave B. for sending me the following video. This is how Daddy would run a pool if he was a lifeguard. The digital […]
May Peace Be With You
Usually, Daddy doesn’t post on the weekends because he is either too drunk or passed out. However, this morning I woke up, went to Church, and then to the store for margarita supplies. It’s good to be Catholic. Michael O. from Las Vegas emailed this cool link to AT&T Labs. You type in words and […]
More Cow Bell
I went to Parties in the Plaza tonight with Tom and Stocky Sean. A group of chicks thought I looked like Drew Carey. I think I look more like Fabio, but whatever. Life’s all about perception. Don’t Fear the Reaper. My neighbors, Becky and Katie, were at Parties. It was nice to get to know […]
‘N Stync
I never heard a song his boy band “played” but Lance Bass came out of the closet today to let the World know he is a turd burglar. If I’m not mistaken, this is the same guy that said he wanted to go into outer space (insert Rocket Joke here). Jody C. heard the news about Ass Bass […]
Blackout
Well, it was bound to happen but Al Sharpton was in town protesting outside Ameren UE Headquarters. He pulled up in a Black BMW sedan that stayed parked in the street while he addressed the media. He called for rollback rates because of hardships customers suffered during the recent blackouts. He also accused Ameren UE of restoring […]
Solitary Man
What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife tells you to buy Viagra and a Jewish wife tells you to buy Pfizer. I heard this one on the radio this morning – A guy looking for a job has never been a morning person. He finally receives a job […]
Shamma Lamma Ding Dong
Thanks to Lionel H. from Adena, OH for the donation to the Summer of Benny. Thanks to Leo and Sheri for the snacks last night. I’ve received a few emails in response to yesterday’s post on not letting the gay dude cut my hair.  Most of them say that I am homophobic. The truth is that […]