Broadway is Dark Tonight
A storm spoiled my plans last evening - pool, beer, steak, TV, blog, bed. There are two things you can enjoy during a blackout. Drinking and sex. Last night, I was forced to do one by myself. It is crazy hot. I’m sweating like Mike Tyson at a Spelling Bee. Happy Birthday, Abby. Back to the lecture at […]
Cruel To Be Kind
Nothing good can come from eating a 3-piece fish meal at Long John Silvers; nothing. The same goes for country gravy.  A buddy of mine recently ended his 8-year marriage. He told me there were two sides to their divorce – His and the fu**ing bitch’s. I miss the pet names I used to share with […]
Man’s Best Friend
Sorry for the delay in posting but for some reason I never have time to write during a weekend bender. If you are a guy, and find yourself on a long road trip by yourself, there is only one way to make the time pass faster; a Road Sock. Depending on your stamina, you can […]
Head For The Mountains
Pete Coors admitted to receiving a DUI in May. WTF? He said, “I made a mistake.” No kidding. If he had drank Budweisers, he would have been smart enough to call a cab. Isn’t this the douche bag in the commercials, urging us to drink responsibly?  This guy needs a silver bullet up the dirt chute. Some dumb whore in […]
TGIF
The problem with Baptists is they don’t hold them under the water long enough. I found the O. With three days of lead time, they went to Australia for a week without telling anyone. I forgot another of Mr. O.’s tales from a couple of weeks ago. On a Friday, he decides to take a […]
Lost Shaker Of Salt
Daddy pouring margaritas last weekend. Mature as always. Thanks to Dani-girl for the picture. She emailed me a lot more and I will do my best to update the website by the end of the week. I cannot go #2 at work because the walls are too thin. I’m not saying I scream when I […]
What’s Left Of Me
Unbelievable. A day after I post a comment complaining about the local electric company advertising on TV, they request a rate hike that would increase residential customer bills by an average of $6.00 per month. MF, WTF? Nick Lachey announced a 26-city tour, ending in St. Louis on October 26th. Jody C. is out of town this week but I’m […]