The Big Easy
I bought condoms last night. Not because I plan on having sex; I’m just sick and tired of ruining t-shirts. This guy knows how to interview for a job. One of Chuck H’s sons was at the Ohio State/North Carolina basketball game last night. I can’t remember which son, but I hope you had a […]
Peace Frog
Last Saturday night I had an opportunity to watch Brokeback Mountain on HBO and the BET Hip Hop Awards. What did I do? I watched the Notre Dame/USC game like every other heterosexual white male. In case you missed it last week, here’s Frank Caliendo on Letterman. I like beer, but I don’t think I would drink from […]
Just What I Needed
Sherri thanks for the comment, but I may need to quit drinking; or learn karate.  Congratulations to Jake’s Leg on celebrating their 30th anniversary. After reading yesterday’s post, Michael O. said, “Every weekend has the potential to be a 3-day weekend. It’s all up to you.” New Stupidity Tax – “If I tell you, I’ll have […]
New Sensations
After a four-day holiday weekend, I’ve decided to write about one of the days in particular – Thanksgiving. First, I apologize to everyone I tailgated with at Arrowhead Stadium. I took a lot of pictures, and promised they would be added to the website. Unfortunately, Daddy got drunk and lost the memory card in his […]
Men Are From Mars, Women Like My Penis
It never ceases to amaze me how differently men and women interact with their friends. For example, let’s say a group of women are out one night, and one of them is wearing an outfit or piece of clothing that isn’t exactly flattering. None of them will say anything to their friend. However, they will make […]
Affirmative Action
Issac moved back home to Michigan. Keith moved back home to Atlanta. I now have no African-American friends in town. The law requires that I have at least two friends from a minority background so let the search begin. However, I still despise rap music. Chuck and Theresa H. also moved, but they are white. […]
Delay Of Game
Sorry for the delay in posting, but I won’t be able to write until tonight. I spent the weekend watching football in a drunken stupor, and have to make sales calls today. F–.