I bought condoms last night. Not because I plan on having sex; I’m just sick and tired of ruining t-shirts.
This guy knows how to interview for a job.Â
One of Chuck H’s sons was at the Ohio State/North Carolina basketball game last night. I can’t remember which son, but I hope you had a good time. Chuck, email your cell phone number to me again. I must have deleted it when I was getting rid of unsolicited porn.
Speaking of college basketball, Dani-girl sent a scathing email because I failed to mention that her Maryland Terrapins beat the Fighting Illini of Illinois on Tuesday. She also wants everyone to know that her new boobs are a month old today. This means that she is “off all restriction whatever that may imply.” Happy Birthday, Dani-girl’s knockers.Â
Watch this flour in a blow dryer prank.
The paparazzi were working “undercover” when they shot these photos of Britney Spears not wearing any panties. Warning: Contains nudity, but worth losing your job.
I’m the train they call The City of New Orleans. I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done.
Benny
ILL INI….hey Dani at least we get to beat the crap out of Mizzou in a couple of weeks.
21 points and 14 rebounds against Ohio St. for the soon to be player of the year.
Now this Tory cat thinks he knows basketball. Politics, footballl, can he explain what the strong side is in football. This guy must be really neat.