Swingers

I spent this afternoon completing a “to-do” list.  I asked Dani-girl for permission to put pictures of her boobs on the website.  I picked up a friend from jail.  You know, the usual stuff.

On Friday night, we met at Ozzie’s instead of the Trainwreck because the latter is not conducive for conversation.  Wiley was telling stories about his neighbors who he believes are swingers.  He has confirmed they use white rocks to landscape their front lawns as a “sign” they are wife swappers.  WTF? 

Tom d G, Crowe Dog, George, and Dani-girl made a brief cameo.  Dani-girl was playing show and tell with her new boobs.  She has become somewhat of a celebrity after the many mentions and pictures on The Summer of Benny.  And by celebrity, I mean my friends think she’s hot.

On Saturday, the couples hit the wineries, but Wiley, Issac, and I spent the day at Ozzie’s again.  We somehow managed to run up a $200 bar tab.  At the time, I couldn’t figure out how our bill got to be so high.  But after the way I felt on Sunday morning, I wasn’t asking questions.

St. Louis may have won the World Series, but the Governor’s Cup belongs to Kansas City after the Chiefs beat the Rams on Sunday.  You say tomato…

Thanks Dani-girl for the Halloween pictures.

I received two new t-shirts this weekend.  One is an Oklahoma U. shirt as appreciation for dog sitting.  And by dog sitting, I mean sticking the little f– in a cage for three days.  I’m only kidding.  She was a little princess except for the time she puked on my sofa, and shit on the carpet.

The other is an Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University shirt from the guys in Florida.  I’m going to wear it to the gym, and tell chicks that I’m an astronaut.

You are so money.

Benny