One Week

Every now and then you meet a true genius.  Click on the picture, and you’ll see what I mean.

I have one week until my court date for not having a ticket on the Metro Link.  At least the audio feed is still available on KMOX.  I might bring a video camera to court, and tell the judge, “Smile, you’re on The Summer of Benny.”

I wouldn’t want to be a lawyer.  You basically do homework for a living.

Have you ever been fired from a used car sales job because one Saturday you quoted, “Too High 95” as the price for every vehicle?

Me neither.

Pauly Shore gets punched in the face while performing on stage.  (Warning: Contains profanity).  This was obviously staged.  If the douche bag is desperate for press, why doesn’t he just use the N-word?

Dani-girl sent new pictures.  I could do without all the guys, but I’m not complaining.  The good news is I created a folder for her to upload pictures.  I just hope she realizes that most of the readers want to see skin.  And by skin, I mean cleavage.

I asked Dan-girl if she was going home for Christmas, but forgot she was Jewish.  Oops.  I wanted to apologize in a special way so I searched the Internet for English to Hebrew translation sites.  I found several, but none of them were free.  Shocker.

I have a history of losing my shirt.

Benny