Hey Jealousy

I caught the Gin Blossoms show last night at Voodoo, and got drunker than 10 Indians (Tontos; not Dots).  Needless to say, Daddy is moving a little slow this morning. 

Only in America – A penis shaped french fry is being offered on ebay.  The seller has also uploaded a video on Youtube.  The auction ends on 12/18, and the current bid is $460.  WTF?

I am going to start selling pictures of my poop.

Time Magazine has the Top Photos of 2006.  I was surprised this picture didn’t make the list.

Fanpop.com lists the Top 10 Creepiest Fast Food Mascots.  I mention this because I have been trying to find these BK commercials. 

Burger King: Wake Up With the King #1

Burger King: Wake Up With the King #2

Burger King: Wake Up With the King #3

Watch this little girl miss her putt playing Wii golf.  Make sure your sound is on.  (Warning: Contains profanity).

I was going to be a professional golfer until I learned it violated PGA rules to yell, “F**k me!” after every shot.

My sister-in-law recently informed me that Lil’ Bro hides his beer whenever I come into town.  I admit that I have been over served on occasion at the airport bar.  Is it my fault they offer a shot of liquor for $1 with the purchase of a large beer?  Is it my fault a few flights have been delayed, forcing me to drink longer than I had planned?  Of course not. 

Man, you piss one bed…

Tell me do you think it’d be all right if I could just crash here tonight.  You can see I’m in no shape for driving, and anyway I’ve got no place to go.

Benny