Die Hard

Well, I moved my clocks forward last night, but I decided to arrive at my meetings today on standard time.  I still lost an hour of sleep.

An email from Lil’ Bro

When I feed you information to place on your website, I want to be recognized by a nickname.  No more Lil’ Bro.  I want Super Dave.  Yes, that’s right…Super Dave.  You have Crowe Dog, Red, Dani-girl, Chickie Poo, etc…  Where do I stand out?  Huh?  Where does your flesh and blood stand on your website?  And another thing, I better not look at your phone and see my name droppin’ down on your speed dial.  I’ve worked too long and hard to move up on your speed dial and I don’t expect to lose that number three spot.  Got it Jerome?

Now, do I make myself clear?

Lil’ Bro…I mean, Super Dave.

I replied and told him that if he wanted to choose his own nickname, he should get his own f–king website. 

Beer launching refrigerator – Thanks, Mike K.

Rolling Stone – Top 25 Moments from South Park 

Best divorce letter ever (Warning: Contains profanity.) – Thanks, Scott B.

Rackem rackem rackbar (Warning: Contains profanity.)  WTF?

Bicycle breaks apart going 107 mph – Thanks, Lil’ Bro.

Canadian interview gone terribly wrong (Warning: Contains nudity.) – Thanks, Tom K. in FLA.

Man, the second Gilligan sex tape in a week.

Japanese Bruce Willis – I can’t understand a word they are saying but this is funny sh-t.

Welcome to the party pal.

Benny