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Crap, it looks like I’m not the father of Anna Nicole’s baby after all.

How Imus got in trouble.  

Why don’t Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson organize marches in their communities to protest the low high school graduation rates or high out-of-wedlock births?

Sure, there’s no double standard between blacks and whites in the media.  WTF?

Imus producer Bernard McGuirk impersonates New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin.

Eric O’Shea puts music to commercials. – Thanks, Freddie R. 

Red asked me to put a link to one of his favorite movie scenes from his adolescence – Cool Hand Luke – Car Wash.  I wonder how many socks the little pervert ruined.

ALTON: “We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. (Long pause) There’s nothing funny about that.”

Lil’ Bro sent me this because he thought it was me – Drunken stranger passes out in little boy’s bed…and wets it.

I’ve waited hours for this, I’ve made myself so sick, I wish I’d stayed asleep today.

Benny

4 Responses

  1. Imus is a jerk, but the double standard is ridiculous. Jackson and Sharpton are reverse racists. Every rap song has something worse than nappy headed hoes in it. Where’s the outcry? I love it…Ann Coulter makes fun of John Edwards and is demonized, Imus makes a crack about a freakin women’s bball team and he has to apologize to everyone in the country, yet Rosie ODonnell bashes her own country and says we purposely got the Brits kidnapped and she’s just expressing free speech. What the hell.

  2. Alton? Who is Alton? Wasn’t that quote from Bookman, the NYC Public Library Investigator?