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Today is the last day of my cycle.  Yes, men have cycles too; cell phone billing cycles. 

A few months ago, I signed a new contract with my cell phone company, but failed to notice that if I exceed the minutes in my plan by three hundred, I get charged $.50 per minute thereafter. 

I refuse to use my company cell phone for personal use, so I’m spending the day in a self-imposed blackout.  Besides, my company phone drops calls more often than Al Sharpton talks race. 

My company is looking into getting a replacement phone, but I made it known that I do not want one with a GPS tracking device.  If I ever worked for a company that tracked my every move on a website, I would hand the phone to a UPS driver in the morning, and pick it up at night.  

That’s what Brown can do for me.

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make tonight a wonderful thing.

Benny

2 Responses

  1. Benny,

    There’s been rumblings lately and I thought I should pass on a few of the comments I’ve heard….”the site has sucked for about three weeks now”….”what happened to the pics”…..”Benny is disgusting”(that whole little urine in the chew thing grossed a few people out)….”is Benny still sad about Chickie Poo, do you think they’ll get married”. Thanks.

  2. Tory,

    I’m currently at a customer site waiting for them to arrive. This is an example as to why the site has been sub-par the last couple of weeks; I have a full-time job.

    Dani-girl called last night and said that she and a few other chicks are making “Summer of Benny” t-shirts and wearing them to Parties at the Plaza tonight.

    Let’s hope the shirts are white…and it rains.

    I think I may gross out some people because I am gross.

    I have to go now. I just saw my appointment pull in the parking lot.

    Peace.