Today is the last day of my cycle. Yes, men have cycles too; cell phone billing cycles.Â
A few months ago, I signed a new contract with my cell phone company, but failed to notice that if I exceed the minutes in my plan by three hundred, I get charged $.50 per minute thereafter.Â
I refuse to use my company cell phone for personal use, so I’m spending the day in a self-imposed blackout. Besides, my company phone drops calls more often than Al Sharpton talks race.Â
My company is looking into getting a replacement phone, but I made it known that I do not want one with a GPS tracking device. If I ever worked for a company that tracked my every move on a website, I would hand the phone to a UPS driver in the morning, and pick it up at night. Â
That’s what Brown can do for me.
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make tonight a wonderful thing.
Benny
Benny,
There’s been rumblings lately and I thought I should pass on a few of the comments I’ve heard….”the site has sucked for about three weeks now”….”what happened to the pics”…..”Benny is disgusting”(that whole little urine in the chew thing grossed a few people out)….”is Benny still sad about Chickie Poo, do you think they’ll get married”. Thanks.
Tory,
I’m currently at a customer site waiting for them to arrive. This is an example as to why the site has been sub-par the last couple of weeks; I have a full-time job.
Dani-girl called last night and said that she and a few other chicks are making “Summer of Benny” t-shirts and wearing them to Parties at the Plaza tonight.
Let’s hope the shirts are white…and it rains.
I think I may gross out some people because I am gross.
I have to go now. I just saw my appointment pull in the parking lot.
Peace.