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Sunday Morning on CBS ran a story on the 40th anniversary of The Summer of Love. A guy who lived through the experience explained that “back then” all of the smart people were hippies.

Right. I guess all the flunkies were goofing off in Houston getting mankind to the moon.

Idiot.

I hope Vance and the boys had fun at the NASCAR race in Dover last weekend. I’m not sure if they stayed through Monday to watch the race which was delayed by a day due to rain. They invited me to go, but I have a job.

Joke

Q: Why can’t OJ Simpson dance?
A: Guilty feet have got no rhythm.

I wrote this joke on the way to work while listening to a gay ass Wham! song.

The penultimate episode of The Sopranos aired on Sunday. I haven’t watched it yet. I just like using the word penultimate.

Never pass out around these guys. (Warning: Contains profanity.)

DUI in a golf cart. The day they setup a sobriety checkpoint on a golf course will be the same day I quit playing golf.

144 Jager Bombs on the Wall – Something to keep in mind for Tomapalooza this Friday night.

So I’m never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you.

Benny

2 Responses

  1. Benny,

    After watching the democratic and republican debates, how can anyone vote for a democrat? They’re a total joke. John Edwards thinks there is no war on terror. Nice. By the way, Edwards was joined today at stops on the campaign by none other than Danny Glover….yes the same Danny Glover that last week was down in Venezuela with his arm around Hugo Chavez praising him. Extra nice. Lin must be giddy with excitement over the anti-war, nationalized healthcare platform his party is running on.

    Tory

  2. Tory,

    Lin probably doesn’t even know about the debates. He’s been busy watching “American Idol” and “So You Think You Can Dance.”

    Benny