Here are a couple of corrections from yesterday.
- The charity auction to bid on Dani-girl is going to be at Pujols 5; not Trainwreck Saloon. The event takes place on Wednesday, July 25th and begins at 6 PM. Proceeds benefit the Leukemia Society.
- In my rant regarding Live Earth, I referred to the hypocrites flying to gigs on private jets as musicians. I should have called them entertainers. I didn’t realize a handful of rappers were involved, and they are not musicians.
Day seven on Sunday began with a lady asking me if football season had started. I was watching ESPN SportsCenter at the gym, and they were showing highlights of the Arena Football Playoffs.
“Is it football season already?”
“No, this is arena football.”
“What’s that? Amateur football?”
“No, it’s football played indoors.”
“When do they play?”
“I don’t know. I guess they start sometime in the spring, and this is the playoffs.”
“Do you play football?”
“Yeah, I play middle linebacker for the Rams.”
“Really?”
“I have to go now. Have a nice day.” And by have a nice day, I meant STFU you stupid bit-h.
The rest of the day was spent like the previous. Hanging out at the pool drinking water, while everyone around me enjoyed cold, refreshing beer.
Have you ever gone to a strip club, agreed to pay two strippers several hundred dollars for an hour of private entertainment, watched them leave after ten minutes, gotten into an argument with the manager over the charges, escorted from the premises by several East St. Louis cops, and then called your credit card company the next morning to dispute the charges?
Neither has Tom.
It’s been one week since you looked at me. Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy.
Benny
Totally entertaining, as I always remember you to be. I’m thinking this sober thing is working in your favor. Keep it up.
Benny, I never pegged you as a quitter. The bottles your friend, It doesn’t talk back, always listens and never disagrees.