The writers in Hollywood are on strike for the first time in 19 years. Most late-night talk shows, including “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and “The Late Show with David Letterman,” will immediately start airing reruns.
To honor the picket lines, I will be writing a daily joke taken from the headlines until the strike ends.
SOB Late-Night Joke of the Day
Britney Spears’ new album, “Blackout,” will finish at No. 1 on the charts this week. She credits missing court dates and ignoring her children for the time needed to properly promote it.
Happy Belated Birthday, Dani-girl’s boobs.
I want to express my sincerest gratitude to Tom for inviting a few of us over to his house yesterday to watch the Patriots/Colts game. He passed out fifteen minutes after we arrived, so we ordered a pay-per-view porn movie on his cable account instead.
“Naughty Housewives” didn’t live up to the hype, and certainly wasn’t worth the $12.99 he will be billed.
– This is quite possibly the best Halloween costume ever. Thanks, Braz, Chuck H. and Ken B.
-Â Here is a reason middle-aged women shouldn’t go to Mardi Gras. Thanks, Ken B.
– I guess I can add music videos along side rudeness and body odor to the reasons they annoy me.
I’m not that innocent.
Benny
Hey Benny…just a public service announcement for SOB fans- Tom(aka Sack from Wedding Crashers) is on Nip Tuck tonight at 9 on FX.