How Beautiful You Are

 

Ass Wednesday 

Thanks to that little rodent in Pennsylvania seeing his shadow, there are six more weeks of winter weather. Without football, it’s going to seem like hell.

Let us pray…

Holy Father, fill our weekends with female beach volleyball and not male figure skating.

Lord, hear our prayer.

God, provide a quick resolution to the writer’s strike in Hollywood. We are growing weary of reality television and animal acts on Leno.

Lord, hear our prayer.

Oh Lord, grant wisdom to Hillary supporters, so that they may finally realize she is a say anything to get elected hardened socialist.

Lord, hear our prayer.

– Stephen Lynch sings about what I am giving up for Lent. NSFW

You want to know why I hate you? Well I’ll try and explain…You remember that day in Paris when we wandered through the rain?