T-Shirts & Tanks For Sale

 

2/9 Update: I received a few emails to let me know that it takes 3-5 business days to electronically transfer funds from a bank account to PayPal. So the SOB Store will be open until February 22nd. 

The Summer of Benny Store is now open, and will remain open until Friday, February 15th Friday, February 22nd.

The reason the store will only be open for a week two weeks is simple. We need to get an idea on styles, colors and sizes before placing the initial order. Once this is done, the store will re-open with limited selections available. 

We decided to go with a higher quality t-shirt. Sure, Fruit of the Loom and Hanes were cheaper, but they usually disintegrate after a couple of wash cycles. That, or they shrink and an X-Large becomes a Medium. I can’t wear a Medium. Shocker.

Thanks to Slingen, Tom, Dani-girl, Abby and Gina Party for their help. Also, thanks to everyone who submitted their ideas for the text to appear below the bucket of beer. We decided to go with one of Mr. O’s suggestions…

Life…12 ounces at a time.

How to order:

1. Choose Style & Color
Choose the Style of shirt below and click on the Colors link for the available options. Please keep in mind that the front and back images are two-color: Black and White.

2. Place Order
Register your new account on The Summer of Benny Store. Then select style, color, size and quantity. Add to basket and checkout. Be careful when choosing your size. They are in alphabetic order; not size.

3. Payment
The only payment option currently available is PayPal. If you don’t have a PayPal account, click here to create one. It’s quick, safe and easy. Kind of reminds of a chick I once knew.

4. Shipping
If your purchase requires shipping, please click the Shipping drop-down box during checkout and select Flat Rate ($6.95). Allow three four weeks for delivery.

If you live at Melrose Place, nearby, or I have slept with you, choose $0.00.

Styles and Colors

SOB Logo T-Shirt – Colors

SOB Logo Long-Sleeve T-Shirt – Colors

SOB Logo White T-Shirt – Available in White Only

Ladies’ Tank – Colors

Ladies’ Longer Length Racerback Tank – Colors

“You know, you’ve got some real strong pecks, but it’s hard to tell under that T-shirt.”