Lose Yourself

 

Relaxing in the Jacuzzi before Passover 

Dani-girl emailed today’s picture which reminded me of a favor she recently asked. If anyone in St. Louis is having a Passover Seder, and would like to have an attractive, large-breasted girl in attendance, please send me an email through the Contact page. She is unable to make it home for the holiday, and didn’t like my idea for a pig roast.

I’ve only lost six of the 20 pounds I set as a goal last month. Unless I purge every meal, there’s no way I’m getting down to 180 by the first Saturday in May. No worries…the fat man will still have the Derby winner.

– Is that a naked chick in the reflection of Vice President Cheney’s sunglasses? More importantly, did I just link to the White House? I’m on a list now.

– Family Guy: Ode to Herbert. NSFW

– Crowe Dog got Rick Rolled today; and loved it. Thanks, Slingen.

– Cedar Fest 2008 at Issac’s alma mater. NSFW

– Dance Party Friday on the local news.

– A battle for rap supremacy. I wasn’t going to post this because the Eli kid is obviously a little slow. But upon further review, how stupid are the judges? Learn how to speak English, you frickin’ idiots. You know what I’m saying? NSFW

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?  Yo…