SOB picks for the 134th running of the Kentucky Derby. Drink a mint julep today and be somebody.
Benny
Pick: Pyro
Analysis: Ignore his last effort in the Bluegrass over the synthetic surface at Keeneland. He’s back on conventional dirt today and should be closing like a mo-fo. Besides, I had his grandsire, AP Indy, in the ’92 Derby. He was scratched the morning of the race, so I jumped on the Azeri bandwagon. That overlay may still be running down the stretch. Then I picked his sire, Pulpit, five years later. He finished fourth and suffered a career-ending injury. Third time’s a charm.
Issac
Pick: Big Brown
Analysis: That was my nickname in college.
Crowe Dog
Pick: Gayego
Analysis: That is my nickname today.
Abby
Pick: Cowboy Cal
Analysis: I was wondering where all the cowboys had gone.
Dani-girl
Pick: Big Truck
Analysis: Never mind… I read the name wrong.
Sheila E.
Pick: Denis of Cork
Analysis: Dennis is my boyfriend’s name… and he loves to cork me.
Tom
Pick: Smooth Air
Analysis: He’s the #12 horse, and that’s the same number of girls I’ve slept with. Wink.
And here comes pride up the backstretch. Heartache is going to the inside.
some girl who knows nothing about horse racing picks better than benny. find out who she likes in the preakness.
It was actually BIG ROCK [wink wink]…..
And tom told me I was his first….
take a nap Eight Bells…
Benny, remember the time you purchased something with your credit card and the cashier mentioned something about your gambling problem and you thought the magnetic strip held more information than you thought? That was awesome…
This is my first visit to the SOB website and it has to be one of the coolest sites on the web!