Moving In Stereo
 I received a letter yesterday from a previous, albeit brief, employer. They were writing to let me know that their computer equipment containing employee payroll records had been stolen, and I should contact the three major credit bureau agencies to issue a fraud alert. The news didn’t worry me much because the most someone is going […]
Bye Bye Love
I came home tonight to find the website in chaos. The only page that displayed properly was the main page, and the others didn’t exist. They were just gone. This included Photos, Archives, etc… I called the web hosting company in a panic and they told me the .htaccess files had been overwritten. “Oh, I […]
Say It Isn’t So
Gina Potty Melrose Place is losing a couple of cast members. My neighbor, Tory K., moved out last weekend and became a first-time home owner. I’m okay with his departure because we’ll see each other during football season, and he’s a stupid Broncos fan. I certainly won’t miss the disturbing sounds of porn from above. But I’m concerned about his […]
American Pie
R.I.P., PAP I went to my first Parties at the Plaza of the year last week. For those not familiar with St. Louis, PAP is held every 3rd Thursday of the month between April and September. It’s always been a great place to have a few pops outdoors and listen to live music. This month’s entertainment was a […]
Birthday
 Happy Birthday, Abby. Abby is 25 today, and Cathy G. turns 50, so we’re having a Silver and Gold Party at the pool. A few weeks ago when we were discussing the idea for a party, I told the birthday ladies that one of my goals was to sleep with a 25-year old and a 50-year […]
Black Gold
 Happy Birthday, Tom. I received a call around 10:30 on the night of December 18, 2004. In retrospect, I wish I hadn’t answered it because drunk Tom was on the other end. “Benny Boy, meet me at my place in five minutes,” he said. “What’s going on?” I asked. “We’re going to the Bottleneck […]
Wango Tango
 Google is no longer providing advertisements to the SOB website. Their decision is explained below: As stated in our program policies, AdSense publishers are not permitted to place Google ads on pages with adult or mature content. As a result, we have disabled ad serving to the site. WTF? SOBs don’t click on their links […]