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God bless America – I’m listening to the Chiefs first preseason game tonight.
But I’m a little concerned with the new code of fan conduct the NFL unveiled Tuesday. The last thing I need is to be banned from Arrowhead. So I figured I should take a look at the new rules to see if I’ve ever broken any of them before.
– Behavior that is unruly, disruptive, or illegal
I hip-checked some douche bag into the crowd a couple of years ago. He had it coming after I caught him sneaking in the out door of the restroom while the rest of us stood in line. He threatened to kick my ass, so Lil’ Bro made me move to another section. The dude’s lucky I didn’t kung fu him in the nuts.– Drunkenness and signs of alcohol impairment that result in irresponsible behavior
I might as well sell my season tickets now. What constitutes ‘irresponsible behavior’ anyway? If pissing in an empty beer cup in front of two cops, pouring the contents down three levels, and then using it as a spittoon is irresponsible – then sure, I’ve had issues with this one.– Foul or abusive language or obscene gestures
In 1998 I spent an entire playoff game flipping John Elway the bird. I would do the same thing today if I saw him walking down the street.– Interference with the progress of the game, including throwing objects onto the field
I’ve never thrown anything on the field, but I once threw a bag of weed down a port-a-potty when I thought the Po Po smelled my pinch hitter.– Failing to follow instructions of stadium personnel
I got confrontational with a security guard after he frisked me and found 3 Natty Lights hidden in the hood of my Chiefs coat. I surrendered the beers, but I bet the son-of-a-bitch drank them on his way home.– Verbal or physical harassment of fans from the opposing team
In 2006 I got a few rows in our section to harass Tory K. after the Chiefs scored a touchdown against the Broncos. He deserved it for wearing a wool cap with that stupid horse on it. I think he also got pummeled in the restroom, but that wasn’t me. And for the record, Raiders fans don’t count.
“Let’s matriculate the ball down the field, boys.” – Hank Stram
Ain’t gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away.
Go Broncos!
I did not appreciate the finger during the playoff game. That’s what lit my fire and got the team rolling to the Super Bowl. It could have also been a future hall of fame running back named TD. Ah, the good years. Anyway’s Denver appreciates the effort but sorry the Chiefs were home eating BBQ for the Super Bowl.
GO STEELERS
What does it matter if you went to a superbowl, we have better bbq, a better tailgating lot………more fans dressed in team colors than anyone in the league and a really neat stadium.
GO CHIEFS!!! We are going all the way!!!
” and the home of the CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!”
yea weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Apparently KC doesn’t teach spelling very well. We BROCOS in Denver learned how so spell when we was in the second grade. No wonder the Snickers commercial a few years ago had the grounds crew writing Chefs instead of Chiefs in the end zone. Barbecue is how everyone else spells it but KC couldn’t figure out how to spell it thus it was changed to BBQ. Thanks KC for making that word so much easier to spell. From the Mile High City we salute you and your many fountains
um…brocosuckdonkeydick….could you sit down please…it’s the law…sorry…..thanks
benny…email me.
(go chiefs)
Denver cant sniff bbq non the less cook it……. shanahan always has that look on his face on the side line like he is taking it up the ol elway