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Last night my DSL went down, so I was forced to call AT&T tech support. Their interactive voice response system was my first nemesis. After speaking my telephone number and problem (no internet connection), and answering a dozen more unrelated questions, a recording told me that I could access their website for a possible resolution. WTF? I couldn’t get on the internet, so how was that going to help me?
I finally reached a woman in India who asked me to jump through the usual hoops – reboot the modem – reboot my computer – make sure all the cables are connected – blah, blah, blah.
“Don’t you think I already tried that?” I asked her.
“Sir, I am trying to help resolve the issue,” she read from her script.
I played along, came back to the phone in a few minutes and said, “None of those things fixed the problem.”
“Sir, I have to assign your case to another department. Do you have a pen to write down the ticket number?”
“Go ahead.”
“B as in Balloon – 95 – E as in Echo – 3 – Q as in Qubic – 89.”
“Did you say Q as in Cubic? That’s spelled with a C.”
“Sir, I said Q as in Qubrick,” she replied in a raised voice.
“Kubrick is spelled with a K.”
“Okay. Q as in Queen!” she shouted. And then she hung up on me.
Oh you’ve been so much more than kind. And you can keep the dime.
Drink, u said went down,1st sentence!