Wake Up (Next To You)

 

I hope everyone took advantage of my free NFL picks on Sunday that went 2-3. While that’s not enough to lose your house, be patient, because I’ve yet to release my 5-team College Crap Parlay of the Year.

I sometimes receive emails asking why there is a lack of posts, especially during the weekend. Well, here’s a recap of last weekend that might be able to put things into perspective.

Friday night – Sybergs with college buddies for a few cold water sandwiches

Saturday – Opened the first beer of the day at Noon – watched football at summer home (Melrose Place clubhouse) with Issac- stumbled over to Ozzie’s at 6:30 to save table – watched Mizzou hammer Nebraska

Sunday – Opened the first beer of the day at 8 AM – had tailgate party by myself – stumbled over to Ozzie’s at 11:45 – watched the Chiefs get hammered by Carolina – went to the pool for an afternoon cap

Have you ever had a girl on top who was wearing nothing but sunglasses?

Me neither.

I know I’m sleeping with an angel and this devil’s in luck.