Never run up icy stairs after you’ve been drinking – Because you’ll end up with a severely sprained ankle (cankle).
So, I spent Monday morning in the doctor’s office. I already had an appointment scheduled later in the week to discuss my new medication, but moved it up after I was unable to walk over the weekend.
I winced in pain while the doctor looked at my cankle, but was more focused on discussing the side-effect from my new medicine – prolonged ejaculation.
I mean, the amount of time it takes me to get a nut is ridiculous. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve started faking it.
After the cankle exam was complete, he told me to keep weight off the foot for 3-5 days and prescribed a pain killer. Sweet.
“How’s the new medication working?” he then asked while looking at my chart.
“Well, the prolonged ejaculation thing was a bit of an understatement,” I said.
“Are you having any trouble getting an erection?”
“No, that’s not a problem. I can get one now if you want.”
“That won’t be necessary.”
“Well, I think my girlfriend is getting a little tired of it. Last night she asked me to finish myself so she could get some sleep.”
“Yeah, that sounds like a problem. I’m going to prescribe another medication that should help counteract that side-effect.”
“Thanks.”
I got a girl she lives cross town. She’s the one that really gets down.
What? No shout out for the crutches? Sheri thought for sure I would make “The Blog”.