A few shout-outs:
Leo – Thanks for the crutches. They’re working great even though the lowest setting is 5′ 10″. I know I’m not that tall, but my weight is ideal for 5′ 10″. I looked it up.
“You mean you’re wider than you are tall?” (Inside joke)
JT – Thanks for getting me the same Christmas gift as last year – a case of long-cut wintergreen chewing tobacco. I only dip because the chicks dig it.
Wetback – I saved your OnStar number in my phone. You now hold the record for contacts with the most telephone numbers (4) – a record that may never be broken.
Update: I decided not to disappoint the kids (and my buddy, Niro), so I opted for the UPS route and delivered the Christmas presents on Saturday – sore cankle and all.
The mom invited me into the house for a cup of coffee, but I politely declined. Now, if the offer had been to watch the Big 12 Championship over a few cold ones, my answer might have been different.
Sunday morning I turned into Meals on Wheels after Tom requested a delivery of pot pies and Natty Light to his house. I brought them over but didn’t stay long. I’ve seen the ending to that movie before.
I’m bored and have a couple of hours to kill. Hey, that’s just enough time to whack off.
WTF did you just say?
Something ’bout the way the hair falls in your face.
Did Tom just escape from Guantanamo Bay?
Dear Two Hot Chicks,
It’s that time of year again and yes, I need some advice buying Christmas gifts for my wife. The Juicy Couture or however you spell it worked great. My daughter dropped the bottle in August so the wife has been without since then. She did like the smell but would you recommend the same perfume this year or is there a new smell for Christmas 2008. If you say Britney Spears Curious, I will stop reading SOB…..unless it comes with Britney Spears.
Also, any other suggestions?