Why didn’t I think of that?
Lent ends this weekend, and I gave up only one thing – carbs. That hasn’t gone so well. I’ve gained ten pounds over the last 40 days.
The good news is I hit my high weight of 196 last Friday. Of course, this was after eating Taco Bell the night before.
I’m not a nutritionist, but I’m sure gobbling down three tacos before going to sleep isn’t recommended.
That was then. This is now. Tomorrow is another weigh-in day, and I’ve barely nibbled a carbohydrate all week. If I’m not down five pounds, I’m tossing the scale into the river.
I got a haircut today, and finally – finally – I got a chick that didn’t annoy the piss out of me. In fact, this one I would have to label as a MILF. But I only say this because she gave me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
Good thing I was wearing that plastic cape. Wink.
I need to be careful what I write. My girlfriend is going to read this, and she’s liable to give me stern kick to the nuts.
– Hey, all you Facebook users – become a fan of The Summer of Benny on Facebook. I send stupid updates from my cell phone throughout the day.
She don’t eat meat. But she sure like the bone.
that’s got to be next…
OMG I finally get it, the article titles are the song titles and the lyrics are to that song! Duh! I was gonna thank you for the lyrics, I’m finding all these good songs, but esp this one, I didn’t know the name or who did this! Thanks…
Hope to see you and your girlfriend soon!