I read the American Idol runner-up announced he is gay. I think his name his Adam, or something. I never watched an episode but I saw the guy on one of the morning shows the day after the final.
He’s gay? Really? Shit, the guy makes Clay Aiken look straight.
June is Gay Pride month. May was Asian-Pacific Heritage month. African-Americans have February to celebrate.
I imagine every month recognizes a specific group – except Straight White People.
We’ve got nothing. And if we say anything, we’re accused of being racist, anti-Semitic, or homophobic.
I think Tornadoes even have their own month.
The SOB celebrates:
January – Al Gore is Full of Shit month
February – Love a Bedwetter month
March – Run from the Po-Po month
April – Talk Your Wife into a Threesome month
May -Â Picking Winners at the Track month
June – Celebration of the Guy who invented the Bikini month
July – Use My Taxes to Pay Your Mortgage month
August – Hate a Snitch month
September – Why America shouldn’t be the Country Apologizing month
October – Winery Trip month
November – Capitalism Remembrance month
December – Eggnog and Titties month
The time has come. To say fair’s fair.
i am looking forward to august. maybe we can get niro in town to celebrate!