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Luncheon

So I was curious why there hasn’t been a thumbnail image available on my Facebook links lately. I mean, sure I switched to Firefox because IE 5 in Windows 2000 is outdated. But I knew there had to be something more.

Then it hit me. The “align” attribute of the <div> element was deprecated in HTML 4.01. I just needed to add the “class” attribute to the <div> element, and update the CSS.

I have no idea what I just said.

By the way, the Windows 2000 machine I’m using doesn’t have a sound card. Have you ever watched porn with no sound?  Not for me.

King got a new nickname over the weekend – Jammer. Cell phones seem to quit working when he’s around.

Tom emailed me the following list of things he has after Jammer left town.

  1. White hoodie with a zipper
  2. Plain white t-shirt
  3. Black wife beater
  4. Black/brown flippy floppies
  5. Golf clubs
  6. Broken phone
  7. Liver damage
  8. Severe dehydration

Sounds about right.

– Al Sharpton is a class act.

Ooh you make me live. Whenever this world is cruel to me.

One Response

  1. Yeah but Tom, and a few others I am sure, are missing:

    1) self respect
    2) dignity
    3) pride