Big Ten Inch Record
That last post was pretty lame because (a) I was using Gina Party’s new $350 Facebook Machine and she was rushing me so she could look at her wall, and (b) I didn’t tell the reason behind what I wrote. You see, the “ex”-girlfriend noticed I had removed her as a friend on Facebook. And […]
Breakup Song (They Don’t Write ‘Em)
There are four different types of break-ups: Abusive break-up If this is you, quit reading the SOB, and turn yourself into the police. Douche bag. Mutual break-ups I don’t think these actually happen, but whatever. I think this means – We’re going to spend some time away from each other, but keep the door open […]
Hang Fire
SOB Tip of the Day – If the cardboard from your empty 30-pack won’t ignite a fire, use OFF! bug spray. Everyone will be huddled around a warm campfire in minutes. And there won’t be a mosquito in sight. Disclaimer – The person in this picture is a professional drunk. Don’t try this at home. […]