Jimmy Olsen’s Blues

I want to thank everyone involved with the LFL. Watching hot chicks play football in their underwear has always been a dream of mine. And now my dream has come true. Drink – I said come. Sure, I’ve heard of the Lingerie Bowl. But that’s only one game a year. You’ve given me an entire […]

Burnin’ For You

Just sayin’… It’s been a week since I let Gina Party cut my hair. While that was obviously a stupid move, it doesn’t even crack my Top 100. But I still have nightmares when I think of the look in her eyes after she was finished. It wasn’t because she was laughing at the hack […]

Pocket Full of Kryptonite

Click the play button to hear me try to use the voice recognition feature on my stupid smart phone. It understands ‘Frank the Tank’ but not ‘Mom’. NSFW. [audio:stupidsmartphone.mp3] Well, I don’t think I can handle this A cloudy day in Metropolis

You Make Me Smile

Grocery shopping I know I haven’t been making as many posts as I used to. But my schedule this summer has been pretty hectic. Weekdays Work Pool Weekends Pool But the days are getting shorter. Football is almost here. And soon I will abandon beer at the pool for bourbon at home. Then things should […]

Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American)

A democrat friend and I are on different sides of the mosque near Ground Zero debate. Shocker. He says it’s about freedom of religion. I think it’s insensitive to the thousands of innocent victims killed by Islamic extremists. Hamas has backed the idea. I’ve got Harry Reid on my side. Ouch. But I think there’s […]

What Would You Say

I don’t mention my professional life too much on The SOB. Mainly because when it comes to being professional, I don’t have a lot to talk about. But here’s a story from today I’d like to share. I recently accepted a new position. Drink – I said position. My start date isn’t until next Monday, […]

Pretty Good At Drinkin’ Beer

It’s for a friend When did being stupid become acceptable in this country? Lil’ Wayne, Jersey Shore, text messages…WTF? I recently sent a professional email to someone that I had never spoken to before. I simply wanted to know if a procedure had been changed. Here’s the response I received: let me f/u and il […]