The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get

I enjoy using Facebook and Twitter. They allow me to find people that annoy me – and then ignore them with the click of a mouse. If you write things like… Just had a pot pie. Yummmmmm! -or- Today was the BEST day EVER!!! 🙂 -0r- Wtf r we voting 4 now? -or- pple i […]

Dixie Chicken

After watching the election coverage, I’m convinced the majority of people that hate Fox News have never watched Fox News. I spent hours flipping through the cable news channels last night. As usual, Fox News had personalities and contributors from every side of the political spectrum. CNN also did a nice job. But MSNBC was […]

Season Of The Witch

Update: Thank you Mr. O for sending this picture. Dick. There’s only one week left before the mid-term elections. I know a lot of you don’t follow politics, so here’s an overview of some of the races. Delaware U.S. Senate Christine O’Donnell won the Republican Primary as a Tea Party Candidate. Back in the 90’s […]

More Than A Feeling

Call me crazy, but this email sounds legit. Subject: My husband had left her, I want sex, I’m from Russia, do not want to meet? You were outside my house – why do not you come to me? “I love you so waiting – when you called me – it was the best moment of […]

Blinded By The Light

I heard dozens of my former co-workers were fired after forwarding the following email: Subject: How would you pronounce this student’s name: “Le-a”? Leah? NO Lee – A?  NOPE Lay – a?  NO WAY Lei?  Guess Again. It’s pronounced “Ledasha.”  Oh, yes, you read it right.  This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. […]

Bad Case Of Loving You

Dear Doctor, I realize I haven’t seen you in over a year, and that is why you initially declined the request to refill my Xanax prescription. But when I scheduled a complete physical the other day for early November, your assistant led me to believe that you would call in our normal ‘agreement.’ When I […]

Have A Drink On Me

Wow, the Summer of Benny didn’t win the Riverfront Times’ Best Blog again. Shocker. I think this year’s winner maintains a site with pictures of hair weaves. Last year it was Urban Review STL. The year before that it was Angry Black Bitch. I’m noticing a pattern here. A couple of weeks ago, I went […]