Turn The Page
I got a few responses regarding the previous post. That was not a joke. That is the actual cover letter I’m uploading with my resume, now. I mean it. I officially give up trying to find a job via the internet. What a waste of time. “So is your website.” WTF did you just say? […]
The Difference
Tiger Shark I give up. Thank you in advance for ignoring my resume. After applying for dozens of jobs online, I have determined that mine are sent into a black hole located somewhere between the moon and New York City. And since you are not interested in me as a potential employee and colleague, feel […]
Wicked Game
Frozen Al Gore If my typing seems a bit erratic it’s because I just did a shoulders and arms workout. There has got to be an easier way to lose weight than exercise and eating right. This seems a little excessive. I created a new game over the weekend – Facebook Friday Frenzy. You need […]
Pictures Of You
Abby, Hilah and Maribeth promoting The Summer of Benny Man, Abby wore me out tonight. She uploaded 6 new photo albums, and I had to manually change the creation date of every file. Seriously. Hey, I just got pulled over…NSFW [audio:helmet_and_crayons.mp3] I’m going back to bourbon and the BCS Championship game. I’ve been looking so […]
Mrs. Rita
I can’t stand websites that have auto run programs on their pages. For example, let’s say you’re an accountant, and your boss just gave you a spreadsheet to “tidy up.” But you’ve heard it’s supposed to snow, so you click on the website of a local television station. You don’t think to check the speaker […]
Another Tricky Day
I followed my grandma’s advice to eat black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day for good luck. The only good luck I’ve had so far was making it to the bathroom in time to rid my bowels of a can of black-eyed peas. Stupid hot sauce. But the year is young, and I’m one of the […]
Golden Country
I don’t know which is worse – having to throw a piss stained foam mattress into the dumpster – or listening to the last Chiefs game of the season on the internet while wearing a Trent Green jersey. Or how about this? Career Builder lets you include your website/blog in your account profile. “Oh, sure, […]