Eat It
Back when I was dating Doggie Style (DS) – around ’96 or ’97 – we spent Thanksgiving at my parents’ house. After dinner, me and my brothers were in the kitchen doing dishes. My mom had delegated this chore in exchange for our meals. I don’t think she trusted our cleaning habits, though, because she […]
Grown Men Don’t Cry
Who has more street cred? Some days have more meaning than others, especially after you’ve lost someone close to you. But it’s important to remember the good times, and let the bad ones go. Here, let me give you an example: Dad Good Time: Our family met in Panama City Beach a month before he […]
Girlfriend Is Better
The Dentist with a Guinness I met some buddies at Trainwreck last week, and ran into JR – Dentist to the Stars (of Branson). I think being a dentist in the Ozarks would be a pretty sweet gig. I mean, most of your patients only have a few teeth, so cleanings would be a breeze. […]
Big Ten Inch Record
That last post was pretty lame because (a) I was using Gina Party’s new $350 Facebook Machine and she was rushing me so she could look at her wall, and (b) I didn’t tell the reason behind what I wrote. You see, the “ex”-girlfriend noticed I had removed her as a friend on Facebook. And […]
Dirty White Boy
King’s infamous cooler – July 4, 2009 Damn, I thought I beat Tom. How many did he have? King’s writing got a little shaky late in the day. The best part was how he refused to put a tick mark on the cooler until the beer was popped. Update: Tom’s count overlapped Maribeth’s. I knew […]
Original Sin
 Screw it. I’ve got nothing tonight, so let’s go with the story of Big Butthole Girl. I had a crush on this chick all through high school. I finally nailed her my first summer back from college. She had gone to another school, and somehow managed to remain a virgin. I had done the same. Wink. […]
Back When
 I saw a couple of kids riding their bikes last weekend. Both were wearing helmets. One looked like he was ready for a motocross race. We didn’t wear bike helmets when I was a kid. I don’t even think they made them back then. If they did, nobody I knew had one. Shit, I remember […]