Jack-A-Roe

It’s that time of year again – The Riverfront Times Best of St. Louis.

If you get a chance, vote for The Summer of Benny for Best Blog. Be sure to follow their rules. You know how much of a stickler I am when it comes to rules.

Here’s a sleeper pick: Best Weekend Getaway – Gina Party’s.

I’m about 70% sure the chick I keep running into is the booty call girl. If I find out it’s her, I swear I’m moving to Argentina, and changing my last name to Sanford.

You know, I thought my new smart phone would be pretty cool. I can upload MP3s and then trim them to make a ring tone.

Drink – I said trim.

Here are a few ringtones I’ve assigned:

Mom – Sweet Child O’ Mine
Lil’ Bro – Glory Days
Red – Sweet Home Chicago
Matt M – Folsom Prison Blues
Chico – Low Rider
Issac – Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang
Maribeth – Mary Jane’s Last Dance
Tom d G – You Caught Me Spanking It
King – The Joker

Most of these are fine when I’m in public. But the other day Crowe Dog called while I was in the self-checkout at Schnucks. His ring tone happens to be It’s Raining Men.

I was so busy trying to figure out what the dude was saying in Spanish, I couldn’t find my phone.

I probably should have been embarrassed. But I just slung the plastic bag over shoulder, and said, “Vaya con Dios.”

There was a wealthy merchant, in London he did dwell. He had a beautiful daughter, the truth to you we’ll tell. Oh the truth to you we’ll tell.