Pinch Me
As if things weren’t looking bad enough for Republicans in November, former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson is campaigning for the GOP Senate candidate in Maryland. That should help. What did Mike Tyson say when they put him into solitary confinement? “Hey, where did everybody go?” (The punch line is funnier if you say it in […]
Cleveland Steamer
Thanks, Dani-girl for today’s picture. Is it just me, or does MF’er (far right) look like she’s up to something? I know most of the perverts that read this are familiar with terms such as Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, etc… Until now, I’ve never heard them put into a song. Enjoy. Another example of things […]
Thin Crust
My office. I think the ladies at work are trying to tell me something. Today, I noticed a spray can of air freshener in my bathroom.   I went to the DMV yesterday and waited in line behind a Polish man who was applying for a driver’s license. He walked over to the eye test and […]
Einstein on the Beach
Thanks to everyone who has emailed audio or video files. I admit my knowledge of website creation is a work in progress, but I will do my best to get them uploaded. Drinking every night with Bob, Gina and Sheila has turned my learning curve into an oval. Who is the President of Mexico? Manuel […]
Solitary Man
What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife tells you to buy Viagra and a Jewish wife tells you to buy Pfizer. I heard this one on the radio this morning – A guy looking for a job has never been a morning person. He finally receives a job […]