Oops!…I Did It Again
The writers in Hollywood are on strike for the first time in 19 years. Most late-night talk shows, including “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and “The Late Show with David Letterman,” will immediately start airing reruns. To honor the picket lines, I will be writing a daily joke taken from the headlines until the strike ends. SOB Late-Night Joke of the […]
Careless Whisper
Sunday Morning on CBS ran a story on the 40th anniversary of The Summer of Love. A guy who lived through the experience explained that “back then” all of the smart people were hippies. Right. I guess all the flunkies were goofing off in Houston getting mankind to the moon. Idiot. I hope Vance and […]
Surrender
Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you. She also told me, “Stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that’s going round. Minus Imus in the morning… MSNBC won’t be simulcasting the Imus radio show effective immediately. What am […]
Tell Sloan I Said What Up
I think I may drink too much because yesterday I told two waitresses I would mention them on the site. If you see Samantha at Hooters or Jenny at The Brew House, tell them I said, “What up?” I keep forgetting to tell the joke I heard last Saturday…What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and […]
Hello, It’s Me
I was busy tonight, so I only have time for a quick joke. However, I will be working diligently over the weekend on my salute to Black History Month. Joke of the Day A guy phones up his boss’ house, but gets the boss’ wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband. “I’m afraid […]
Cock Of The Walk
Find Mattie the lost dog, and receive a $25,000 reward. A couple from Michigan were visiting St. Louis, and little Mattie went AWOL after their car was stolen. I hadn’t thought about this joke in years, but heard it this morning on the radio. A farmer has 500 hens but no rooster, so he goes to his neighbor […]
I Know A Little
I think this guy lost his security deposit. Thanks for the email, Mike K. A new study implies that your weight affects your car’s gas mileage. The more you weigh, the less miles per gallon your car will get. If this is true, I need to seriously consider a diet; or buy a moped. You […]