That’s What I Love About Sunday
 Alright, so it’s not Sunday School material. But it’s timely and funny. Happy Easter. NSFW Have you ever been approached by a cab driver inside QuikTrip, and asked if you remember the time he drove your drunk ass to the racetrack? Me neither. SOB reader, John M, moved to South Korea for a year […]
Come As You Are
King I’ve been sicker than Gina Party on Sunday morning. And on top of having the flu, my latest X-rays reveal that my ankle is not healing properly. It may have something to do with the fact that using crutches suck my ass. I got the new pics taken last night at an Urgent Care […]
I’m Your Boogie Man
Watch the SOB Super Bowl Party Live! on February 1st beginning at 3:00 PM CT. We put the TD in STD. In the last post, I wrote about not being able to talk about hot ass in the workplace because some people might get offended. What I meant to say was that you can’t tell […]
King Of Pain
As if a broken ankle wasn’t enough, now I have gout in the same foot. Sweet. But the good news is my doctor refilled my pain pills. I often ponder the mysteries of life. My top three are: Why are we here? What happens when we die? How did Seal end up with Heidi Klum? […]
These Apples
I wanted to make a new post this morning for a couple of reasons. First, it’s Sheila E.’s birthday. Second, I had to get rid of that disgusting ass picture from the first thing people see on the SOB. Some interesting things you may not know about Sheila E. - Lived in Minnesota for a year and […]
Wake Up (Next To You)
 I hope everyone took advantage of my free NFL picks on Sunday that went 2-3. While that’s not enough to lose your house, be patient, because I’ve yet to release my 5-team College Crap Parlay of the Year. I sometimes receive emails asking why there is a lack of posts, especially during the weekend. Well, here’s […]
City Of Blinding Lights
I haven’t written in four days because I’ve been on a four-day bender. It began Thursday night at Parties at the Plaza where Dani-girl was denied the title of Ms. Westport. We were all rooting for her to win, but life goes on. The rest of the weekend went like this: Friday: Dinner at lady […]