Blitzkrieg Bop
Mondays are usually reserved for hangovers and writing about a weekend bender. However, my niece and nephew were in town for their semi-annual stay with their Uncle Benny. I consumed no beer but we enjoyed ice cream for breakfast, visiting St. Louis landmarks and making up songs about poop. A couple of funny stories from […]
White Trash
Britney Spears appears in a home video acting stoned, belching, and babbling about how time travel is possible, among other things. I still think she’s hot. Fellow moocher, Screech, got into an altercation with a woman in his hotel room in Omaha. Apparently, the woman broke into his room and he restrained her until security arrived. Something similar happened to […]
ASSMAN
I was behind a car this morning with a license plate that read, “Aunt Vi”, or something close. As I began to pass, I imagined the occupant to be an overweight woman, in her mid-30’s, single, and living with three cats. I was able to verify the first two and probably had the others correct, […]
Potpourri
Did Derick Jeter and Mariah Carey have a kid? I added a few photos to the website tonight. Thanks, Dani-girl. Check out this letter from the NY Yankees to Mickey Mantle. If this is authentic, his reply is frickin’ hilarious. – Thanks, Mike K. Here’s a funny Audio File. It’s a horse race but I wouldn’t […]
The Truth Shall Set You Free
I was in charge of cups at this year’s picnic. If you ever owe the IRS, don’t write, “Put it on my tab” on your tax return. Apparently, they don’t think this is funny. With the football season right around the corner, I thought it might be refreshing to see the Joe Namath sideline interview with […]
Sunday Morning Coming Down
Here’s how the weekend went down; Saturday – teed off in the Westacott tournament at 1:00; drunk by hole #3; returned to G-Man’s house around 9:00; drank until the sun came up; slept from 7:00 – 10:30; went home; slept again from 11:00 – 3:30; went to the pool; took an hour to finish first beer; went […]
Wash My Balls
Today is the annual Eric Westacott Foundation Golf Tournament so I won’t be able to post again until Sunday or Monday. Which day is dependent solely on beer consumption. Below is my horoscope for today. I was digging it until the last part because I will be with a bunch of guys.  And by guys, I […]