Office Space
It was difficult getting through work yesterday. The five-year anniversary of 9/11 was part of the reason. The fact I drank for 12 hours the previous day was also a factor. I recorded the replay of the 9/11 Today Show on MSNBC yesterday and watched it more than the double-header of Monday Night Football. Strange but true. […]
Quick Hit
A brief recap of the weekend is below and I’ll write more tonight with thoughts and antidotes about people I can’t stand. Friday Night After calling it a day around 3:00, I drank a few beers at the pool before heading to the airport. Got into KC around 9:00 and hung out with the nieces and nephew. Saturday […]
In-N-Out of Paris
Dear Paris, I am sorry I rushed to judgment before I knew the facts. I believe you only had one margarita at the charity event. I dig the fact you were driving just because you wanted an In-N-Out burger. You are A-Okay with me, and I loved your home movie. You are obviously a very talented girl. […]
Cleveland Steamer
Thanks, Dani-girl for today’s picture. Is it just me, or does MF’er (far right) look like she’s up to something? I know most of the perverts that read this are familiar with terms such as Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, etc… Until now, I’ve never heard them put into a song. Enjoy. Another example of things […]
Daddy Likes Women
A few things really annoyed me this morning: All the hype surrounding Katie Couric and CBS News. I can’t stand network news. The View on ABC. I saw a clip from yesterday’s show which featured the newest member; Rosie O’Donnell. Who watches this crap? Nick Lachey’s music. Unfortunately, I heard part of “What’s Left of […]
Down Under
They may release the footage of Steve Irwin being killed by a stingray. He always told his crew to keep the camera rolling, no matter the circumstances. He wanted his last word to be, “Crikey.” You gotta love that. Do you ever get out of the shower, tuck your penis between your legs, and walk around like a woman? […]
Labor Day
There aren’t many things I enjoy more than a 3-day weekend. Today’s picture is the perfect contribution to The Summer of Benny. Not a single piece of furniture has been able to escape the wrath of my urine. This would really help with the ladies. Upon hearing the sad news of Steve Irwin’s (a.k.a. The Crocodile […]